i have some random quotes..mainly conversations between my friend Mysty and I. here are some of them. not all from Mysty but most of them are.(not in order of greatness)
1.) Mysty: Do you really want to see him shirtless?
Me: No. but I want that hippo!
2.) Mysty: That's not a lawn, nobody even lives there!
Me: Of course somebody lives there! See that tree? It's really a shape-shifting hobo! How dare you diss his lawn?!
3.) Me: UGGHH...that picture makes me look like a zombie who's coming back to steal your grapefruit.
4.) Diapy: What? No! I came here for a spa treatment.Why do the maids always mistake me for a dirty rag? Oh well. Ironing can replace botox for my wrinkles.
5.) Mysty: Why must this day end with me running around the school picking up articles of my clothing?!
There you have it. The strange things that happen when you give me soda and a realtively empty school/bus alone with my friends, and giving the phone to me while Bony-M's on the other line.
1 comment:
Diapy charges 1 million dollars for every quote that is used without his permission. You can send that money to me...his keeper.
-Boney M
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