Garbo

Well...it finally happened. I met my neice Garbo. My family and I drove 12 hours to where she was born, this past weekend. Now, these 12 hours were not spent alone my friend. They were spent between(that's right IN BETWEEN) F2 and H. I can't sleep in moving vehicles, so I basically just counted as many tumble weeds that I could. I got to 73 before I gave up and decided I was being foolish. One even hit out car and made a THWAK sound and woke up H. I don't like sitting in one place for long periods of time over 2 hours, so naturally I was quite grumpy up until the point we made it to a place where buildings were visible. "NO MORE DESERT WASTE LANDS!" I yelled in my head.

Garbo, A ,and B were worth the long trip though. I never had a little sister growing up, so Garbo was that replacement. The only difference is a 36-hour drive difference, so she won't be corruptesd by her "older sister". The entire weekend was spent staring at Garbo, taking pictures of her, and getting drooled on by her. Don't get me wrong, being drooled on is an honor from her. The others were just jealous.

What really tickled my fancy though, was her binky. It was one that Garbo got from the hospital when she was born. It isn't normal. It has a hole on one side instead of the usual "little handle-thing". So when it was in her mouth, you could see directly into her mouth. It wasn't exact though because the binky was trasparent green, which isn't the color of your innards unless you're what I like to call " out-of-towners". It made her look like one of those sucker-fish, that doesn't have any teeth, or atleast I don't think so anyway.

ANYway, last weekend was pretty awesome. I'm probably not going to see Idaho in a long time since I don't know anybody who lives there so I dedicated a song to it... here I go.

" I guess this is goodbye Idaho,

you've been a perfect friend.

I guess this is goodbye Idaho.

I'll see you soon again.

I hope that when I do,

It won't be on a plate."

Goodbye Idaho!