Sunday, April 29

mawwiage is what brings us together today.



Genuine is getting married. She announced the engagement to mom on friday and mo told me when she picked me up from school. What's psychic about the whole thing though is that JUST before mom picked me up I was talking to MEm about how weird it is that Genuine has a boyfriend and we kept discussing all about this supposed boyfriend SOr that we'd never met. Actually I had never met ANY of my sisters boyfriends before they announced engagement. SOr better get his recommends in order before dad shakes him up too bad. I personally think the wedding should be in December, so that Bony-M will be able to come for Christmas with her soon-to-be child, and we can all be one happy multiplied and combined family. doesn't that sound nice? I sure think so.
Also I have a tip of a lifetime.

" When in doubt of a murder. Always blame Lizzie Borden!" It works always! You can't prove that she didn't do it because she may've come back as an immortal zombie. If that hasn't already happened watch out for when it does. We'll all be running for our lives and hiding all of our sharp objects from her grasp.
Bony-M and I suspect she's capable of many famous murders. She fits the Marilyn Monroe death, the missing tooth fairy, the Kennedy assassinations, AND she framed Roger Rabbit! She's got to be stopped! So be on the look-out for a maniacal-looking zombie that is staring at sharp objects, most likely a hatchet or an axe.
Also Rocky and Rocky 2 are really good movies I can't wait to see the others before seeing Rocky Balboa, the new one. I hear good things from Bony-M about it.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know H2, your post sounds like the rantings of a lunatic.

I have yet to see the original Rockys...I need to look into that. But yes Rocky Balboa is definately worth your dollar. And if you watch it at home you won't feel as foolish jumping up and cheering when he fights. You might look foolish...but no one would know.

-Boney M

Unknown said...

Of the original Rocky movies, the first and the fourth are the most worth your time, although the third does feature Mr. T. Can't argue with that.

Also, a "nerdbomber"? Seems pretty harsh, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Boy, I hope this doesn't make for an awkward first meeting. Hahaha H2
-Boney M

H2 said...

just to point out boney-m, it wasn't awkward until I made his brother do my math homework. he he he. and i was in my pjs.